Benefits of big hips:
Laundry basket rest
Tiny human rest
Full size human rest
Hip checking those who challenge you
Ability to swing them wider than a cadillac
Model walk is 10x more dramatic
Taking up more space
Looking like a fertility goddess
when they mess up your order but end up giving you extra food for free
How many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
This is the best joke ever.
Haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever
You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.